Sunday, January 11, 2009

BULLET - In stores soon

My new rap album, "BULLET" will be in stores soon. It's a single track (also called BULLET) that spans all 80 minutes of the CD. I recorded it in one take - and it's flawless.


In other news, the Grammy's will be cancelled for the rest of eternity - because this album won every award that could ever possibly be given out - and nothing will ever top it.

Buy it now. If you download it, I will squeeze a lemon into your eye before mercilessly beating you with a spiked baseball bat. Then I will flick you on the nose - causing your face to explode out the back of your head.

Peace out, bitches!

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